In before the collective orgasm from the Obama supporters…I’m no leftist.
I paid a visit to the scale.
Hey, how ya doin’?! (dramatization may not have happened)
Got on and found my weight to be at 180.6 pounds. Gotta love scales that are accurate TO THE TENTH OF A POUND! (cue loud belching noises)
Then I went on another scale (at my uncle’s) and my weight was also around the 180 range.
I just looked at a pic of myself from the summer, after I had just attended a wedding. The first thing I said to myself upon looking at the picture was “Wow, I was fat.” My face had this pudginess going and my neck was wide like an out-of-shape linebacker’s. And to think I had the nerve to say to myself back then that I still looked skinny. HA!
It’s amazing how much of a difference six to eight pounds can make. I’m glad I’m not at the 190-something pound mark that I was at previously, just after Christmas.
But I’M NOT DONE YET! Here’s hoping I can go under the 180-pound mark while still adding some additional muscle.
For those wondering how I was able to lose weight, all you need to do is get off your rear end and exercise. Lift weights, do push ups, do crunches, jog around the block once or over 9000 times—do anything to get yourself physical (word to Olivia Newton-John). Don’t just sit there and say “YEAH, I WILL LOSE WEIGHT” while you continue to sit and play with your meat flute with both hands (or pink taco if you are a female). If we could lose weight by simply saying we would, America would not be overrun with so many fat [fudge]s lining up at McDonald’s, Burger Kings, Carl’s Jrs (have to shout out the west coast here), or Sonics buying over 9000 items off the discount menu. Some of you people make fast food joints look like House of Hoops during limited edition releases (minus the camping out for three to five days).
For your own sake (not SAH-kay), just get off your chair and get in shape. Obama might have gotten his stimulus plan through Congress without any backing from Republicans but he isn’t going to pass a weight loss plan for you lazy pieces of turd (believe me, he won’t). You have to make that “change” yourself.
Note: There were three GOP senators who voted YAY on the bailout. No GOP member from the House voted YAY. They still won’t bail out your fat cottage cheese more-dimples-than-a-golf-ball butts.