I was inspired by a series of themed posts by Ayyyyyyyyyyyybe where he made the entry into a canvas—creative writing at its finest.
I thought: why don’t I try something like this?
Instead of using ellipses, I will use bullet points, because we all love bullets.
I’m having a ridiculously giant cup of coffee right about now.
And of course, it is CAWW-FEE, not CAH-FEE. If you wanna live in New York for a few years, learn how to say “coffee” properly, and with some conviction.
“Ridiculously giant cup” is a relative term.
I sure miss being able to use profanity…
I went to Bryant Park last night with Isaac (not to be mistaken for ICY) to watch the ice skaters. Every year, Bryant Park turns into a skating rink and people of all ages can come skate and potentially make fools of themselves as they fall buttocks-first on the ice.
The ice was more watery than…icey.
There was some guy skating in a tuxedo. Isaac and I were hoping he would not fall. Why? Do we need to see a $82,023 tuxedo get wet? Come on!
Last I checked, $82,023 can get you 7/9 of a P’Zone.
I didn’t see anyone I know at Bryant Park last night. I was hoping to see two people in particular because laughing at them as they fell would have been so satisfying (yes Touissant).
It’s hard for me to wish for these two people to do well in the future. Sure, it’s not fair to wish them bad luck just because things between me and them did not end as well as I had hoped.
But, do I care? I do—albeit a little.
If I can prosper while they struggle, that’s all the closure I need.
Does it smell like the salty seas? It just might be.